The Holy Trinity

If you're looking for something to do on a Sunday evening and really feel like going balls out, here's what we recommend. Buy a 30-pack of Natty Light and rent the following three movies: The Rock, Con Air and Face/Off. Then watch all three in a row, drinking every time Nicholas Cage inspires you.

Also, be on the lookout for subtle differences in Nick Cage's performances. In one, he plays a good guy; in another, he plays a good bad guy; and in the final one, he plays a bad guy. Most critics like to reduce his artistry to sensationalist Hollywood performance, claiming that he acts similarly outlandish in every role. But for those of us who appreciate nuance, watching Nicholas Cage is like Christmas...on ecstasy.